If you haven't already heard-it's theme week here on my new blog. The theme is my friends who have worse lives than you. Today we have a guest contribution from someone who would rather remain anonymous because he can't bear to hear his own name out loud.
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Today I accomplished a lot. After waking up naturally, as in no alarms, around noon, I lay in bed and scratched my body. "Ughh, what time is it?" I wondered aloud before picking my nose for what could have been upwards of 7 minutes. Once my nostrils were clear I rose and ate just enough cereal to give me the energy I need to play video games. You see I recently decided at the age of nearly 26 to recommit myself to video games. It seemed to me like something was missing from my life and I realized that it was 1st person shooters. My main problem is that I only have a 1st gen XBOX so I'm now saving up GST cheques and all of my coins in a high yield interest savings account with ING Direct and arranging for payback extensions for all the money I owe my friends and family with the hope that I can afford a Playstation 3 before I beat Halo on Legendary mode. I'd prefer to not have to wait much longer because I really don't like down time. Later that evening I found myself somewhere on the Danforth, and I was hungry. I went into a store and purchased a gyro. The grey haired greek man behind the counter began speaking to me but I couldn't understand him. I think he was talking about the Olympic torch but I can't be sure. His accent was very thick. I bid him an awkward farewell before returning moments later because I forget my drink and then almost got hit by a car jay walking across the street to the subway. I stood in front of Chester station eating the Gyro without noticing that the oil was dripping all over my sweater. When I returned home I had a headache and a messy room. I chose not to take pain killers or tidy up and instead lay on my bed watching Double Team starring Jean Claude Van Damme and Dennis Rodman.
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Here is an msn conversation with my good friend Matt Ortved
I LOVE DOUCHES says:
Matt if we dated would you cheat on me?
Ya Basta says:
if a hot chick wanted to fuck me
Ya Basta says:
yes, definitely
Ya Basta says:
were so young
I LOVE DOUCHES says:
But what if I killed myself afterwards?
Ya Basta says:
fuck love
Ya Basta says:
then i would feel semi bad
Ya Basta says:
but i would think your crazy for killing yourself over me
Ya Basta says:
cause you should have known better
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Alright folks, hope that made you feel better about your lives.
Here is an update on Yossi Fishers facebook status :
"Yossi says fuck the McRib, when is McDonalds bringing Pizza back?!"
"Yossi says fuck the McRib, when is McDonalds bringing Pizza back?!"
*sigh*
