...He wants his vibe back.
Hey! All you unceasingly good looking men out there... quit using your facial hair to wean us into your tight iron like grips of boring mustache hell. Do you have any idea what this means? You might as well roofie me. I'm in a loud bar and I have no interest in having you hold me in your arms as I gaze from your eyes to your upper lip and back and the next thing I know I'm letting you tell me about this band Cut Copy for the 17th time and really liking it. If it wasn't for your mustached face I would not be here. It's so unfair. You're on the subway mocking me and you're Nick Lachey and you're my dad and you're mocking me. It's sick and it's weird and stop it.
I went away for a couple weeks and came back and my dogs were acting really weird
