Girls love assholes and this will never change. I'd rather be serenaded by these guys than strummed a song involving many synonyms for love ANY day. Eat your heart out John Cusack.
"But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advise-oree
I want you smothered, want you covered, like my waffle-house-hashbrowns
So if I capsize, on your thighs, high tide, b-five, you sunk my battleship
So show me yours Ill show you mine, tool time!"
