She doesn't give a fuck.
She wore boys swimming trunks as a bathing suit until she was 11.
She skipped frosh week to watch Tropic Thunder every day for a week.
She plays crystal castles songs on repeat the whole way up to Collingwood.
She prances around with underwear on her head and chants made-up song lyrics about poo and cacti and highways.
She is incredible at covertly puking in cabs.
She has stolen over $1000 worth of sushi and fruit slices from Loblaws.
She once convinced me to wear adult diapers, not to long ago, for a whole day.
