Most of my friends are assholes and I'm ok with that. I realise I have unrealistic expectations about friendships but I could never pinpoint the source of this confusion.
9/21/08
Rick Dees and the weekly top fortee
VS
The scent of love was in the air in the lush meadows of Teenagehood. I waited patiently for it to show itself. It was 4 pm and something stirred in the tall grass. The puggle squirmed its way out of the swamp-like garden and swatted the blades of grass off his snout and eyes with his paw. Riding into the smoke of a fire, it swaggered amongst the tall and proud men. I watched as they took turns licking each others ears and when I next turned around they were intertwined and asleep, the eeriness had lifted and someone was whispering "you are safe here, you are safe here".
9/17/08
PNAU - With You Forever
Will someone walk this track back home to where it belongs? Unemployed, in Green Land! Twirling around in it's salmon coloured tu-tu on the shores of the beach with Leo Dicaprio, dropping acid for the first time with it's younger sister in a Peruvian forest, interviewing Scarlett Johanson in a new york cafe, or petting Falcor the Luck Dragon atop a moderately snowy mountain.
Will someone walk this track back home to where it belongs? Unemployed, in Green Land! Twirling around in it's salmon coloured tu-tu on the shores of the beach with Leo Dicaprio, dropping acid for the first time with it's younger sister in a Peruvian forest, interviewing Scarlett Johanson in a new york cafe, or petting Falcor the Luck Dragon atop a moderately snowy mountain.
9/14/08
ALLVVIINN!!!
The chipmunks were a good band. Young, funny, fresh faced. Kanye West and Young Jeezy samples them and Alvin is a type of chocolate bar in Chile. So where did these poor little rodents go wrong?
9/9/08
vs, vs, vs
Just think of it as a deluxe pizza, a super deluxe pizza. So what if you're a vegan? You prefer simple things in life; an almond, an apple, a shot of wheat grass yes we know. Fuck it! It's your birthday! Go all out!
The Whitest Boy Alive vs Mylo vs Cut Copy - Otto's Golden Journey (Andy Webb's Dreamy Blend)
The Whitest Boy Alive vs Mylo vs Cut Copy - Otto's Golden Journey (Andy Webb's Dreamy Blend)
9/4/08
At it's finest black state, coffee is most enjoyable whilst perusing the under- priced soft cover version of "stuff white people like" in Urban Outfitters while your mother searches for a plaid shirt. I think this is because I am white and I like coffee, and my mother from what I gather, liked plaid first, thus is going to buy out all the newborn plaid in the city so that she can keep the tradition in our family going.
9/3/08
This is Aimee
She doesn't give a fuck.
She wore boys swimming trunks as a bathing suit until she was 11.
She skipped frosh week to watch Tropic Thunder every day for a week.
She plays crystal castles songs on repeat the whole way up to Collingwood.
She prances around with underwear on her head and chants made-up song lyrics about poo and cacti and highways.
She is incredible at covertly puking in cabs.
She has stolen over $1000 worth of sushi and fruit slices from Loblaws.
She once convinced me to wear adult diapers, not to long ago, for a whole day.
Stinging Nettle
How does one quench the stinging of Stinging Nettle?
It's impossible! Nettle stings and it stangs bahd, Nettle makes your disc golf games turn sour in a second. Nettle is like accidental spicy peppers that immediately make you pissed off and not even the intolerance/unpleasantness of the anti-body: MILK can save you. Red Ants or Nettle? Red....ants....
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