How do I get on a show? I want to be on a show(s). If I had shinier hair and made better use of describing words like "succulent", "tender" and "moist" I could most certainly be on a cooking show. I'm pretty sure it works on a cue card by cue card basis; "these strawberries are...*cue card*.."tender...and will make your muffins...moist".
If I was more depressed and knew how to smile I could RUN MTV man. People would love me. If I was younger, or, I guess had more defined freckles, I could, in theory, replace the Big Comfy Couch girl. I haven't tuned in to Much Music for a while but I can only assume they are on their game with the racial balance. No room for me. I could be a reporter for CBC! I would have to put on an impeccable British Accent but I could do it.
